Graveyard Towel

the quicker-picker-upper for after sex cleanup
also known as a After Sex Towel, Jizz Rag, and a sex blanket

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by Johnny_Rebelion March 14, 2011

Towel Dry

Using your interlocked hands to rub your partner from the anus to genitalia pubis as if using a towel.

Don't towel dry me! My hemorrhoids are inflamed.

by toweldryers June 25, 2011

green towel

used to clean up tooth paste and sprite. A very nice accessory to have hanging off your bed

Nathan has a green towel

by Corey Washington December 12, 2006

pot towel

pot towel... A term used commonly in northern England meaning dishcloth.

"pass me that pot towel and i'll dry these pots".

by DIZZYskin December 10, 2007

brown toweled

wipe your bum with a friends towel. Then put it back on the rack. the trap is then set.

oh god ive ben brown toweled.

by crab152003 March 22, 2008

Towel Fart

Wrapping yourself in another person's towel (preferably nude, as if you'd just taken a shower) and farting into it.

Last night when you were all watching TV, I sneaked into your bathroom and laid a towel fart into your shower towel.

by stan stanley May 31, 2011

wang towel

1) a towel you wipe your wang on after having a wank

2) a friend/slut/hooker/whore who you take everywhere

Pass me my wang towel, I need to clean my wang

You know you'll always be my wang towel...

by sluthookerwhore March 07, 2004