by Captain sea biscuit August 3, 2017
Get the cinnamon surprisemug. 1. When you have an uncircumcised penis and you tuck raw meat in between your foreskin and the head of your penis. Leave it there for a week without showering. White fungus should have formed by this point on the raw rotting meat. Then let your girlfriend go down on your penis and when it's in her mouth yank back your foreskin and yell cauliflower surprise.
by Vortakai February 7, 2018
Get the Cauliflower Surprisemug. The Wellington Surprise is a nickname used to describe a penis that seems traditional at first, then scares the living shit out of you with its enormousness and destructive power!
after 20 minutes of seemingly boring, traditional sex, the wellington surprise made a surprising. sudden appearance that blew my mind!!!
by nightmeh April 21, 2011
Get the Wellington Surprisemug. A hunter surprise is when two hunters meet up in a log cabin and shove their rifles up the other's ass.
by Greeeeeg August 10, 2015
Get the hunter surprisemug. Mr. Witebut Wong had a Sunny Surprise in his pants after getting an accidental pornographic pop-up on his Mac.
by defjamthecohnartist@yahoo.com February 26, 2009
Get the Sunny Surprisemug. -Oh man, you know good carpet cleaner? Tiana got me good last night with that Sagan Surprise.
-Chipotles new chorizo has really been spicing up my Sagan Surprise.
-Chipotles new chorizo has really been spicing up my Sagan Surprise.
by Itslunchbox February 19, 2017
Get the Sagan Surprisemug. Taugh-co Ser-prize
When a naked woman bends over and you can see her vagina from behind. One step above mooning.
When a naked woman bends over and you can see her vagina from behind. One step above mooning.
"Wow, that was some out of this world intercourse, I'll just pick up my panties and be on my way" BAM *Taco surprise*
"I walked into the change room and Cheryl taco surprised me! What a joker!"
"I walked into the change room and Cheryl taco surprised me! What a joker!"
by Rad Chad April 21, 2014
Get the Taco Surprisemug.