Alliance Surfer: Why did he join the alliance and then leave right away? He was lurking for easy rewards.
by Queen Abacus January 23, 2020
Beastiality towards donkeys
by Knob sniffer September 26, 2021
by 8==========I> May 27, 2019
Most likely the best friend you will have. If you are lucky enough to meet someone like this. They put up with your crazy random personality and go along with it. Also they are very social. They will host parties all the time. And if you are lucky you will be invited. Unless of course you are a guy and its 'Girls Night Out'... But of course that was a given. Have a very broad vocabulary and will often make fun of your lesser vocabulary and insignificant knowledge of grammar. At times you may have to put up with this persons scandalous friends. But don't worry. It will be worth it in the end. You will be rewarded... Well hopefully. Maybe one day she will bear your bare bear children. (Which is a new species you two will create together. They will rule the world. And you can be proud of what you guys accomplished together). They are always good at keeping secrets and love to read. And you will treasure the time you spent together.
Guy 1: Dude... Like she is such a Whale Surfer. Look at her perfect knowledge of the English language.
Guy 2: Like No Way!! She's like obvi my best friend! Did I not tell you!!
*Guy 1 jumps off the nearest cliff from complete jealousy
Girl 1: Hey do you speak good...?
Girl 2: Well yes obviously I'm a Whale Surfer
Guy 2: Like No Way!! She's like obvi my best friend! Did I not tell you!!
*Guy 1 jumps off the nearest cliff from complete jealousy
Girl 1: Hey do you speak good...?
Girl 2: Well yes obviously I'm a Whale Surfer
by Walrus Lord July 11, 2013
Someone who goes along with what is popular within a given group of people regardless of their own personal standings in order for general social validation to be achieved.
Dude, that kid is such a crowd surfer.
How?
The group he hangs out with doesn't particularly like him, but he still just goes along with whatever they say. It seems like he just wants to fit in, but he's just going about it the wrong way
Oh yeah, that makes sense.
You wanna make out?
Oh boy do I!
How?
The group he hangs out with doesn't particularly like him, but he still just goes along with whatever they say. It seems like he just wants to fit in, but he's just going about it the wrong way
Oh yeah, that makes sense.
You wanna make out?
Oh boy do I!
by Bosco'sNutshack March 14, 2022
Someone who is highly intelligent in their own field but has the emotional intelligence and political correctness of a slug. In their own mind they are always right and have no feelings filter when dealing with others. Spectrum refers to the autism spectrum and while not medically defined as being on the spectrum is bloody close based on their mannerisms.
Did you see that email. He was right but now I'm going to have to deal with all the HR complaints. Bloody spectrum surfer.
by elguapoindustries November 15, 2015