Swiss Steamer

The Swiss Steamer is specialty drink named after its primary ingredient and its thermal characteristics: Ingredients:
1 packet Swiss Miss hot cocoa
8 oz boiling water
1 1/2 oz peppermint schnapps
2 crushed vicodin

"After a long day on the slopes, I could really use a stiff swiss steamer."

"Caution: do no consume this Swiss Steamer while located in a sauna or spa"

"This swiss steamer really mellowed me out..."

by yummy yumyums December 10, 2009

Hand Steamer

Receiving a handjob on a cold Alaskan morning while driving a vehicle, which results in the creation of steam, visible to other drivers

"Dude I totally saw your mom giving your dad a hand steamer last weekend!"

by AK Dave October 18, 2008

Roman Steamer

The operatic art of vomiting on a pair of ripely exposed breasts.

After Caligula drank his weight in wine, he offered his servant a Roman Steamer.

by Sloozeberry January 21, 2009

Cleveland Steamer

The Cleveland Steamer does not necessarily involve the rolling back and forth, to and fro, per se of said dookie. Rather, the term Steamer refers to the relative temperature at which a growler is produced. The rectum being 4 degrees F above core body temperature allows for the optimal environment to produce a Celine Dion with the smoldering characteristics. Cleveland refers to the cleavage of a womans breastesis though, ironically, homo's are the main proprietors of this filthy fetish.

While having mediocre sex with Nancy, or whatever her name was, she excitedly offered up her heaving breastesis for a Cleveland Steamer. Repulsed beyond comprehension by the fact that she was: a) not only into such debauchery but b) excited by the thought, I backed my cack out of her arse, proceeded to give her an impromptu hot carl, got dressed and fucked off.

by Seatthell April 9, 2006

cleveland steamer

An act performed by at least two people, which appeals to the prurient interest of one or all parties, in which one party defecates upon the chest of another.

Oy! Don't talk to her. That bird gives Cleveland steamers back in the shitter for half a crown, she does.

by Danny May 14, 2004

Bethesda Steamer

Farting in a bitches face while she giving you head

Last night I gave a hoe a Bethesda Steamer while she sucked me off.

by gr8pimp January 26, 2008

Cleveland Steamer

The act of taking a dump on someone's torso and then opening the window on a cool night to watch the steam rise from it.

After a fun night of sledding, Annie and I went back to her place where I gave her a Cleveland Steamer.

by Dw Gentry March 29, 2005