Ass-Stache

When a male (or woman) eats the ass of their partner and develops a visual ring around their mouth. Occasionally the visual Ass-Stache can be accompanied by a foul scent and may persist for days. There is no known antidote or medical treatment. Victims are advised to scrub affected area with equal parts bleach, water and 3 day old lime rinds.

Eric developed a bad case of ass-stache after going to town on Melanie’s back end last night.

by Three Dollar William August 5, 2023

Cunt-stache

A Cunt-stache is a plaitted moustache formed from pubic hair like a fu man chu

"Oi your drawstring is hangin' out"
"nah mate thats my Cunt-stache"

by Cozza and Matt co May 23, 2020

Head stache

Another name for a unibrow

Look at bobs head stache

by They call me Mr.Boombastic December 12, 2016

stache

Verb, doing pretty much anything related to facial hair

Dude, he's stacheing his sick 'stache.

His facial hair is beautifully stached.

by Dr. Doofmann July 22, 2021

Stache burn

This is a scruff patch left above the upper lip caused by long term spit swappin'. Usually done as an extra marital affair and in broad daylight. Can happen while standing or while sitting on their duff. It usually takes 1-2 hours to develop and then scab over causing a bit of an eyesore. May also cause twitching.

Wow I could see her Stache burn from a mile away.

Does she always get stache burns on the weekend?

I guess her ball less wonder of a husband has gotten used to the stache burns by now.

by Sass sha J May 15, 2010

bump staches

When two gay men are having a hot makeout sesh

Hey Brad, wanna bump staches In the alley?

by YE the OG July 13, 2024

nut stache

it’s like a milk mustache but with nut, aka semen. (mostly seen after giving head)

“girl wipe off your nut stache, my mom’s almost home”

by sexylady124 March 19, 2023