squid-inking

When in a meeting involving 3 or more parties, when one party is deliberately causing confusion, usually in order to advance their own agenda or to hide their own incompetence.

Mortimer doesn't really know what is going on, but he does not want his boss to know that, so he is squid-inking the whole meeting

by crazyhuman82 March 30, 2020

Squid Parade

A parade in which the innocuous cephalopod, the Squid, is celebrated in all its glory.

Squid Parades usually take place during a 16 minute window between 11:52 pm on January 2nd, and 12:18 am on January 3rd. This time symbolizes the Squid's New Year.

Two places where this celebration takes place religiously, Squid Road in Oak Bay, WA, and Squid Row in Santa Cruz, CA, have been noted as being the two most "Formidable" locations on the planet... Coincidence?

Person one : "Hey Jon, did you hear about the Squid Parade going on in Santa Cruz next week?"

Person two : "Yes."

by Sucubus June 15, 2012

Szechuan Squid

When a girl gives a handjob with her fingers gripping your dick from the end of your knob down. As you are about to blow your load, she squirts Sriracha sauce on the end of your dick and you blow a mixture of spunk and sriracha sauce all over her hand, resulting in a Szechuan Squid.

My mate Jeremy got so drunk last night, he agreed to give me a Szechuan Squid

by pellius_2000 October 22, 2018

squid rape

To lunge at a persons testicles with your foot and quickly pronounce "Squid Rape" while in the middle of a boring conversation.

Bob: So yesterday I had a lunchbox at school and...
you: "SQUID RAPE"
Bob: JESUS MY BALLS!!!!

by blackpowermothafucka March 20, 2007

Colossal Squid

A poorly-understood species of squid even more massive and fearsome than the giant squid. Its tentacles are covered with swiveling hooks in addition to suckers, making it one of the ocean's most formidable predators. It is the only cephalopod species of which the male possesses a penis. Believed to have the largest eyes of any animal.

"Did you hear about that colossal squid carcass they found in Antarctica? It was huge!"

by Penguinjockey December 20, 2006

Squid In A Blanket

Quite literally, a squid wrapped in a blanket.

Who left this squid in a blanket in my dorm?

by Bacon Steve July 5, 2006

Squid Party

In the popular game splatoon 2, where you either squidbag (This form of squidbagging is not to be a jerk, only to have fun.) and spam booyah over and over, play leapsquid (leapfrog), or swim in circles or spin in circles as a squid or a kid.

"Me and my friends are going to have a squid party soon!"
"Aw hell yeah, I just made a booyah friend and we started a squid party!"

by Dreamcatcher394 July 29, 2018