A parade in which the innocuous cephalopod, the Squid, is celebrated in all its glory.
Squid Parades usually take place during a 16 minute window between 11:52 pm on January 2nd, and 12:18 am on January 3rd. This time symbolizes the Squid's New Year.
Two places where this celebration takes place religiously, Squid Road in Oak Bay, WA, and Squid Row in Santa Cruz, CA, have been noted as being the two most "Formidable" locations on the planet... Coincidence?
Squid Parades usually take place during a 16 minute window between 11:52 pm on January 2nd, and 12:18 am on January 3rd. This time symbolizes the Squid's New Year.
Two places where this celebration takes place religiously, Squid Road in Oak Bay, WA, and Squid Row in Santa Cruz, CA, have been noted as being the two most "Formidable" locations on the planet... Coincidence?
Person one : "Hey Jon, did you hear about the Squid Parade going on in Santa Cruz next week?"
Person two : "Yes."
Person two : "Yes."
by Sucubus June 15, 2012
Get the Squid Parademug. 1. a noob squid is a rare animal that dwells at the bottom of the sea. Its a very gelatinous creature.
2. used as an insult.
3. an awesome handshake
4. a great form of dance much like ballet
2. used as an insult.
3. an awesome handshake
4. a great form of dance much like ballet
1. The noob squid is a bottom feeder much like a catfish
2. you are such a noob squid
3. Noob Squid Handshake! *High five that is not to make contact but instead is to be pulled back. The hand is to be folded in half and float away like a squid*
4. "Did you see Molly at the dance?" "Yeah she was doing the noob squid!" "That dance is awesome!"
2. you are such a noob squid
3. Noob Squid Handshake! *High five that is not to make contact but instead is to be pulled back. The hand is to be folded in half and float away like a squid*
4. "Did you see Molly at the dance?" "Yeah she was doing the noob squid!" "That dance is awesome!"
by buzzbuzzo December 20, 2009
Get the Noob Squidmug. When in a meeting involving 3 or more parties, when one party is deliberately causing confusion, usually in order to advance their own agenda or to hide their own incompetence.
Mortimer doesn't really know what is going on, but he does not want his boss to know that, so he is squid-inking the whole meeting
by crazyhuman82 March 30, 2020
Get the squid-inkingmug. To lunge at a persons testicles with your foot and quickly pronounce "Squid Rape" while in the middle of a boring conversation.
by blackpowermothafucka March 20, 2007
Get the squid rapemug. A poorly-understood species of squid even more massive and fearsome than the giant squid. Its tentacles are covered with swiveling hooks in addition to suckers, making it one of the ocean's most formidable predators. It is the only cephalopod species of which the male possesses a penis. Believed to have the largest eyes of any animal.
by Penguinjockey December 20, 2006
Get the Colossal Squidmug. by Bacon Steve July 5, 2006
Get the Squid In A Blanketmug. In the popular game splatoon 2, where you either squidbag (This form of squidbagging is not to be a jerk, only to have fun.) and spam booyah over and over, play leapsquid (leapfrog), or swim in circles or spin in circles as a squid or a kid.
"Me and my friends are going to have a squid party soon!"
"Aw hell yeah, I just made a booyah friend and we started a squid party!"
"Aw hell yeah, I just made a booyah friend and we started a squid party!"
by Dreamcatcher394 July 29, 2018
Get the Squid Partymug.