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The Lawson Slide

Tripping over 15 children before hitting a wall, causing several expo branded markers to fall on my child (chungus presely)
The Teacher executed the legendary move, The Lawson Slide :D
by When_ January 6, 2021
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Dundalk slide

When you line up you and another persons butthole and shit into there butthole
Hey man! Want to do a Dundalk slide?
by SlimeyNutNut April 10, 2023
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Slide Day

A very special holiday where two people celebrate the event in one has slid into the other's DM (direct messages) to initiate a relationship, exotic night, friendship, etc.
Two years prior to Tia answering Shaq's DM on Instagram, the two celebrate their Slide Day as a couple.
Did you hear about Shaq sliding in her DMs and now they're a couple.

I can't wait for me and Tia's Slide Day so we can celebrate.
by Shaquila The Great May 22, 2018
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Freudian Slide

A Freudian slip that lasts far too long to simply be a slip of the tongue.
Example #1:

Hey, can I borrow a pe-pe-penis penis penis Penis Penis PENIS PENIS VAGINA PENIS pencil please? Sorry, Freudian slide.

Example #2:

Woman: So what's your favorite color?
Man: Well, I think my favorite color's I'd like to bend you over my knee and spank your butt raw....I mean blue.
by Mo_Shift_Fo June 15, 2013
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Sliding into temptation

1) Allowing oneself to be enticed.

2) Giving into one's desires.
Claire is working late on an essay. She goes to the kitchen and comes back with an open bottle of port - Claire is clearly sliding into temptation.
by clairepresto September 14, 2012
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poop slide

a dump that leaves your butthole clean and does not require wiping
Alex: Yo dude! I just had a beautiful poop slide.
Jim: Nice bro. Your anus must spotless.
by sinqueerious February 25, 2020
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Glory Slide

A breif moment of jubilation or feeling of immense well-being which is mercilessly cut short by an interaction with slushy animal feces discarded upon a pavement. Often accompanied by a catastrophic interruption of traction during carefree perambulation.
I left the pub quite cheerful last night, until I did a glory slide and landed on my arse.
by Russell Dust December 15, 2019
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