selective texter

When one of the participants in a texting conversation intentionally ignores certain questions or texts from people because of their lack of desire to answer the question or get involved in a conversation.

"Stop being a selective texter, and answer my texts!"

by hilen June 17, 2024

selective bitch

Much like the term ‘selective hearing’, selective bitch is when a female chooses who she is bitchy towards, or where and when she would like to be bitchy.

She was such a bitch about it then, but now, she doesn’t seem to care, talk about a a selective bitch.

by Dooong May 14, 2020

select-o-vision

A situation where someone reads a variety of materials on a particular subject, but that person rejects information or materials -- even if they are factually accurate -- because this information or materials do not support one's beliefs or opinions.

She's a diehard Republican, and she's got select-o-vision. If she reads any articles or books that make Democrats look good -- even if the stuff is true -- she wants to ignore it or pretend it doesn't exist.

by breast fixation June 14, 2011

selective associate

a person who only associates with who they want they choose and pick their friends
they're also mean to whoever they want and have power to who they wanna hang around
and are not afraid to tell someone that they are just associates or they don't like them

"i cant just be friendly to anyone i'm a selective associate"

by lacunaaa September 20, 2022

Selective Dumbness

When someone is unable or unwilling to speak about one very specific topic.

Filip had selective dumbness and was unable or unwilling to say I am sorry for the kidnapping.

by nintendojo August 14, 2018

Selectively fondled

Hand-picked; hand-selected.

“I have eight selectively fondled warriors ready for the LARP event.”
“I selectively fondled you to be on this team.”

by Compatibility Issue May 26, 2018

Selecting for shit

Well I would transform into shit for you but I'm not a shape-shifting nanobot cyborg yet.

Hym "If they are selecting for shit then there's nothing I can do. You want me to get my butthole molested too? You going to being me some Vivans and pay me bills?"

by Hym Iam July 27, 2025