Briar Patch

A term used for a setting or location where females, usually overly friendly (sluts), go to find someone to sleep with.

Usual places include clubs, bars, and house parties.
"Dude lets go to the briar patch, there's always girls there."
by Sinister_Methods December 19, 2009
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cabbage patch

the act of bending forward over the toilet bowl to successfully take a leak with morning wood.
Byron: Pissing in the mornings can be such a pain in the dick.
Edward: Dude, we've all done the cabbage patch before.
by BryaSaurus June 15, 2011
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Patch-Eyed

1:Dumb, stupid, retarded, idiotic, asshole-ish
2:Adjective to describe another bad word
1: You are soo patch-eyed.

2: You patch-eyed bitch!
by EasyD August 16, 2008
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Patch bikini

A bikini that consist of a patch attached to both nipples and to the pussy.
by deep blue 2012 December 10, 2009
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patch of crazy

Heather is such a whore, she cant keep her patch of crazy closed!
by G*bby April 03, 2007
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Soul Patch

The now obsolete name for the male facial hair feature now known as a Douche Tag or Dork Tuft.

Historically known also as a Sax Player's Moustache

It consists of a tuft of hair left unshaven just under the lower lip, upper lip and chin are clean shaven.

Sported with and without sideburns of varying ludicrous lengths.
Jeebus! That Soul Patch makes you look like a douche!
by Phineas T July 05, 2009
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Cabbage Patch

The pubic hair that grows on the male testicles.
1. Dude that bitch last night put my balls in her mouth. She didn't expect a cabbage patch!

2. I have such a bad cabbage patch that I had to shave it.

3. We all saw his cabbage patch when he went into the shower naked.
by Kralki August 12, 2011
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