Pussy Needles

I mean what does a needle do? It penetrates, what does the pp do? Penetrates pussy

You: You smell of pussy needles
Emanuel: pussy needles? Is that.. Dick?
You: honestly no clue
Emanuel: I mean what does a needle do? It penetrates, what does the pp do? Penetrates pussy

by RememberToBreathe September 16, 2023

Needle

Noun
A small ass joint

"Becky said she was going to smoke up the whole party, she showed up with a needle."

by AlainaDeena September 2, 2017

Needle

To attempt to sleep with a friends ex, with knowledge, and fail.

Did you hear Mick needled Gaz’s ex?

by Katm1 September 27, 2021

Needle man

Someone who works themselves to death

I don't want to be trapped in an office, I am not a needle man

by Harbingerofpayne May 4, 2021

Nifty Needles

When something is interesting, as in ideas or events.

You went to the midnight showing? That's nifty needles.

by vagrantviolin September 27, 2013

needle nap

When a person overdoses on heroin and falls unconscious

Guy: Hey what's up with Steve?
Other Guy: Oh Sleepy Steve, he's just taking a needle nap

by Dagnabbi5 April 25, 2021

Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.

For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!

by Dill weed October 3, 2023