Feces Milkshake

Self-explanatory. Combination of dung (usually human) with milk and blended together until homogenous. Can be served cooled or warm or alternatively be sent through the mail to an unsuspecting person for a quick goof.

Ever since I moved to the next town over my relationship with Jeremiah has been stagnating with no improvements in sight. I decided to try to reinvigorate our friendship for good old times sake and I sent him a feces milkshake.

by Spic Dickuloid December 08, 2020

Toilet milkshake

When your poo is the consistency of a creamy, dairy-based, semi-frozen dessert beverage.

Dude, I think I’m sick. I’ve made like four toilet milkshakes today.

by Stompy5 December 07, 2018

The dirty milkshake

The art of retrieving cum from a vagina after regretting cumming inside

I heard will did the dirty milkshake on Stacey last night, I think it might if worked

by Ketboy 3000 November 27, 2019

Hot Milkshake

When a fart releases a combination of semen and lube

Just farted and some hot milkshake came along with it

by Frootz January 08, 2017

Tomato milkshake

When you creampie someone on their period.

Gave my girlfriend a tomato milkshake last night.

by Penaldman July 06, 2017

Alabama Milkshake

Alabama Milkshake:
The process of cumming in one's own mother, then pulling out, adding in ice cream and said mom's out breast milk, and fucking until the mixture is sufficiently stirred. A staple of family gatherings.

Nadia: I heard your mom just turned 50, how was the party?
Nate: Yeah, the party was really fun, we had a big cake, and I gave her an Alabama Milkshake!
Nadia: Nice!

by BoggleDog April 06, 2023

Walking milkshake

When your stomach hurts and makes a sloshing sound.

I can't succ more bread, i feel like a walking milkshake.

by AlterLynx March 15, 2018