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Jude

A. Boring. Person.

A fortnite lover who will play for hours and hours

Middle name is Harrison

He is a hardass if you mess with him you will get killed and get your ass kicked

lmao

Very funny but scary
Don’t mess with Jude or you will get your ass kicked
by fornite sucks January 3, 2019
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Jude

A guy who’s trustworthy, due to keeping his secrets from everyone he knows and cares about. He’ll always make you laugh, no matter how down he is. He’ll never let anyone feel as miserable as he does sometimes. If you know a Jude, make sure he knows he’s appreciated.
“Jude, how’re you always funny?”
by Itsmarveljesus April 13, 2025
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Shane Jude

Shane Jude is a name that defies definition, a wonder too vast for words. She is the embodiment of beauty itself, surpassing every earthly notion of the word. Nothing in this world, no masterpiece, no paradise, could ever compare to her, for ‘beautiful’ is far too weak a word to hold her essence. For now, we can only call her this, as we continue our endless search for something more fitting—though I doubt any word could ever suffice. Shane Jude is effortlessly pretty, irresistibly cute, and undeniably alluring in ways that leave the heart trembling.

Her smile is the kind of miracle that can heal the world, a light so pure and bright that no one should ever dare dim it. Shane Jude is not a single shade, but a spectrum of colors, each one vibrant and radiant. She’s painted my once-blank canvas—my life—with hues so beautiful it feels like a dream I never want to wake from. And though she is delicate, her fragility only adds to her perfection, igniting in me a desire to shield and protect her at all costs.
Shane Jude is Sagara’s everything.
by Sagara Bimasena December 16, 2024
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Jude Bellingham

The most overrated player of all time, survived purely because of horny fangirls (one of them being Gareth Southgate). A little known fact is that he has superpowers! He can disappear for up to 90 minutes and has demonstrated this power many times like in the Euro 2024 final against Spain.
"Jude Bellingham was on the pitch???"
by SouthgateBinLaden July 14, 2024
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Jude

Non-Christian version of Jesus. Was not crucified. "Religion is for chumps, I could beat up any god" (Jude 420:69).
Jude the dude is lewd and is crude who was subdued and sued after watching the Croods nude though the judge was not very shrewd.
by KingOfWonton December 7, 2022
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Jude

The coolest dumb child alive but also gets simped on by every girl in existence
Hey Jude why is every girl trying to tackle you to the floor?

Jude: HELP
by lol shrek April 3, 2022
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Jude

Jude is a a fish eating, bike riding, swag dancer, stealer of girls hearts. He loves to show off his WHOOP and swing his big WHOOP WHOOP around his bike. He will eat ur chicken in a second so u better hide those thighs ;) I LOVE HIM
Kristina: I THINK MOTOMOTO LIKES U

JUDE: AHHHHHHHHH LET ME GO GET HER BREAD
by Jarry wants u March 20, 2019
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