hairy gates

Scientifically speaking, the labia majora. Also known as meat curtains.

Man, it took so long to get her panties off, I never thought I'd get through the hairy gates.

by Danny Seven November 10, 2004

the hairy bird

1) Like Wow, This is bad.

2) An awesomely awesome movie set in the 60s. Inventor of increadible sayings such as "None of your flopsy bunnies" and "up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush".

3) a bird that is hairy (Oh, like you couldn't figue that one out yourself!)

Example 1#

Sally: Have you seen The Hairy Bird?
Jane: Up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush!

Example 2#

This really eats the hairy bird.

by Annariia March 15, 2008

Hairy Morgan

A traditional greeting method that dates back to Pilgrims. Also used to accentuate a point. Dipping one's taint into another one's unexpected mouth. Performed similarly to a teabag, except all taint. Taintastic.

She couldn't figure out how to change the tire, so I gave her a Hairy Morgan

by Hairy Morgan November 2, 2010

Hairy Clam

a Small, sometimes large, smooshy opening between a womens thighs. Large helmet wearing snakes sometimes take coverage in these holes.

Comfortable cunt!!!

by Ron J September 29, 2003

hairy ballsagna

The act of dipping ones testicles into a woman's vagina while she is on her period, and then smearing the blood-covered testicles on her face.

My ex-girlfriend was a filthy whore. She let me give her a hairy ballsagna.

by Mark Snicher April 6, 2005

Hairy Monkey

A man that looks like he is wearing a sweater after he takes off his shirt.

Mike you are one hairy monkey! Could you please put your shirt back on now.

by Dagron May 1, 2005

Hairy Terry

while your girlfriend is sleeping, you shave her pubes, cum on her head and let the pubes stick to her head like extensions. When she wakes up and realizes, she'll look like a Scary Hairy Terry...

-Damn, son! I heard you gave your girl 'dat Hairy Terry!
-Word. She was one scary hairy terry.

by Louis Lupo September 13, 2010