glow up hoe up

The transformation from an awkward ugly duckling to a confident majestic swan...who will eventually bang anyone in an attempt to cement their glow-up status and make up for lost time.

She went from sweet and innocent to sexy and easy after that glow up hoe up hit!

by T.C. Bidness November 17, 2020

Green Glow Under My Car

Having sex in your car.

I had the Green Glow Under My Car as i fucked her.

by conker5698 July 18, 2007

Glow-hoe

A person who recently underwent a glow up transformation and is making up for lost time.

Wow, once he had glow up he really got to it- now he is officially a glow-hoe with that body count!

by T.C. Bidness November 17, 2020

Glow Job

A Blow Job given by a Girl with false teeth, taken out...

Oh man that chick i met last night took her teeth out and gave me the greatest Glow Job.

by DaRealStoner June 5, 2018

Victim-glowing

Opposite of victim-shaming. Highlighting that someone is a victim of something and worthy of praise and attention, especially when they really weren't.

Stop victim-glowing that young, aspiring trophy wife by saying she was a victim of that rich man.

by Bambiimunkii January 30, 2024

gamer glow

when they look so particularly sexy when nothing but the light from their pc monitor is on them

I was staring at him on facetime and realized he got that gamer glow fr

by TrueTeal January 6, 2023

Aftershock glow

When you're ex- girlfriend/boyfriend gets noticeably more attractive after the relationship is over:

Often a figmental allusion. Sometimes caused by a sudden motivation of the ex to impress others in means to consolidate their new entry into the single lifestyle.

"Damn Connor, her Aftershock glow has every guy in the school wanting to get in her pants! You might want to get her back."

by DryBurn April 15, 2016