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Blood Flush

When a woman's menstrual cycle cleanses her vagina for the next sexual partner.

It represents a much needed resetting of the vagina.
Nah we can't have sex for another week. She fucked her ex. I need that bitch to have a blood flush.
by D Seuss June 23, 2023
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Flushed and Washed

Flushing and washing is the act of licking someone's asshole, often preceded by kissing and licking their ass cheeks and ass crack, and often accompanied by kissing and fingering their asshole. A true flush and wash enthusiast will also insert the tip of his or her tongue into the asshole of his or her partner. Flushing and washing is often considered a sign of respect, affection, and even love, because, as should be obvious, you don't stick your tongue up just anybody's ass.
Damn Kyle did you get flushed and washed last night? Youre in a great mood!

Hey Brendan can you take my shift on Monday? I don't know Maggie can you toss my salad?
by Blackstallion86 August 16, 2021
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Shadow flush

the flush used to cover the sound of something you don't want heard outside of the bathroom like, but not limited to terd bombs or masturbation and can also be done by turning on the sink or shower.
ex. dude randy has flushed like 20 times since he's been in there.

booby: he's prolly beating hoss and using the shadow flush technique to cover it up.

ex.2 man, my stomach was tore up so bad i had to shadow flush like three times.
by teezybeezy'sbro November 1, 2010
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FLUSHING IS VOLUNTARY

Realize that if you are going to handle any responsibility FLUSHING IS VOLUNTARY as just PUSH DOWN to dissolve your EFFORT when you are ready to HANDLE IT.
by SEE YOUR ASSH0LE August 15, 2021
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FLUSH FLOOD

Similiar to a flash flood but occurs when the person in the stall next to you is on the shatter and has wiped many times but is arrogant enough to attempt a sitting flush an in turn clogs the toilet causing it to overflow and enter your stall rapidly and without warning.
Yo, did you see Alberto's Timberlands covered in toilet paper and water? I heard he was sitting next to Bob when a FLUSH FLOOD occured around 9 AM.
by SausageLinks October 13, 2022
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Preemptive Flush

Verb

To flush the toilet before one is done peeing.

Generally done if one is in a hurry.

Requires extreme skill to save the maximum amount of time- flush it too early, amd you will end up needing to flush again. TOo late, and you have wasted your time.
Preemptive Flush Example:
John, who was late for his college final, attempted to preemptively flush the toilet. Unfortunately, he flushed too early, and had to flush the toilet again. THe extra ten seconds this took caused him to be hit by a bus on his way to the test.
by cr101 December 6, 2009
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Check Flush

Flushing a second time after taking a big shit to see if it still flushes.
After that taco bell I had to do a check flush.
by Exponaut620 June 16, 2014
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