Eskimo Pie

The act of cooling your genitals with two Ziploc bags full of ice before having sex, so the first contact is frosty and unsuspecting.

I went out with this girl, had a couple drinks, then we went back to my place, ba da bing ba da boom, gave her the Eskimo Pie.

by ArcherA June 1, 2021

eskimo hut

When 3 people fuck the same person the same night at different times.

Lucas, Cameron, and Alex visited the Eskimo hut.

by Dickbuster34 August 14, 2019

eskimo tea

getting teabagged in a walk in freezer or while you are in a region that contains eskimos.

oh man...that girl offered me some eskimo tea and i couldn't resist.

by farmboy015 November 28, 2007

eskimo sisters

when two girls hook up with the same guy

now we're eskimo sisters since we both hooked up with ryan.
that cheating scum bag!

by yazoink115 June 15, 2018

eskimo beard

When you cum on your friend/partners chin,upperlip,sides,etc. and in the morning when they wake up it leaves a dry crusty white beard(fun for sleepover with friends, or just weird fedish sex)

At ryans birthday party i gave jason an eskimo beard.

by Iffland October 20, 2008

Eskimo Popsicle

A frozen turd used as a dildo.

Marcia, is the eskimo popsicle ready yet? I'm soooo horny!

by Secret Ego May 6, 2010

Eskimo Pie

A sexual act in which a man defecates, ejaculates, and urinates on a woman's (or man's) hair, then sets the person's hair on fire.

Man #1: Man, I don't know how to break it to my girlfriend.

Man #2: Just give 'er the ol' Eskimo Pie!

by Wolfedogg April 4, 2008