Emergence

Name of the legendary hentai 177013. It is said to cause depression for weeks for whoever reads it, although a few claim they've been affected for only a couple of days.
I'm being way to happy right now, I think I'll read Emergence and go back to my usual depression state.
by Yesserer January 02, 2019
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Emergency goon kit

Backpack filled with emergency gooning materials when you don’t have any.
Usually porn
John: I want to goon but I don’t got anything

Mike: don’t worry I have a emergency goon kit
by Johnny schlort July 02, 2024
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Emergency banter

Posting a definition of "emergency banter" especially when all your banter is emergency.
Jim: *witty slander*
Rob: You can talk, 'big nose'.
Jim: Emergency banter there, Rob.
Rob: Posts definition of "Emergency banter" from Urban Dictionary.
by Terry Fishpaste January 28, 2022
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Emergency food

Not PAIMON!
by Nion_YT March 07, 2022
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emerge-ency

What a horny dude has at 2 a.m. when his tallywacker majorly "comes out of hiding" and he feels an overwhelming and super-urgent need to insert it into the love-tunnel of his bed-partner, even if she is fast asleep or otherwise not in the mood for hot 'n' wild copulation.
Exasperated girl: I don't get it --- it seems like all da guys I know often can't "get it up" prior to "lights out" in the evening, yet they then suddenly have a dire "emerge-ency" some time later, and wake me up at two in the morning, wanting to lulu!
by QuacksO January 03, 2019
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Emergency Paint Job

When a young adult transphobe, often named Eddie, desperately needs a fast, heavy, bukkake-style glazing 💦 by a group of liberal poli-TikTokkers who are on Sorospayroll.
Eddie was super thirsty and in desperate need of an emergency paint job.
by WorldsStrongestMayo February 09, 2025
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