Why don't you bend yo ass over and we're gonna see who the real bitch is 

An expression that a dominant person says to a weak person; especially when it comes to a challenge. The expression was actually more of an insult than an intended joke made toward another person.

The expression "Why don't you bend yo ass over and we're gonna see who the real bitch is" was used by a very dominant person or a bully to insult a weaker person.

Why don't you bend yo ass over and we're gonna see who the real bitch is by Boyzkang Crudz February 8, 2012

don't poke the bear

A phrase uttered to ward off people who are needlessly angering, upseting, or annoying you... sometimes even going out of the way to do so. A different way to warn people that they're on thin ice, or that a joke is going too far.

John, eating pancakes: Ughh, these are terrible...

Macy: I'm sorry I tried not to burn them this time...

John, laughing: The syrup isn't even seeping in!

Macy: Hey, you never cook so don't complain!

John, still giggling, takes another bite and makes a gagging sound

Macy: Hey, don't poke the bear!

don't poke the bear by bahalaugh January 24, 2011

Don't shit in the hand that slaps you 

To have respect for those who control your manners, paycheck, and just plain the way you act.

Such as.... 1) don't shit in the hand that slaps you as in your parents because they slap you with that hand by controlling your existence. 2) don't shit in the hand that slaps you as in your boss or supervisor because they control raises at review time and promotional futures. 3) don't shit in the hand that slaps you if of your wife or girlfriend because, well, we all know what she does with that hand don't we?

Don't shit in the hand that slaps you by OverHung October 31, 2011

please don't eat the daisies 

Don't do something outrageously idiotic.

From Jean Kerr's book "Please don't eat the daisies" (1957), in the context of telling children which things are forbidden, as an example of something she failed to mention (and which they presumably then did).

OK, you are on your own now, but please don't eat the daisies.

please don't eat the daisies by Franskraler May 10, 2016

if you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood 

used when a person provokes others but can't bear when they react, the teaser doesn't like and try to escape

John : You're so stupid Don
Don: I'm not as stupid as your sister
John : don't talk about my sister
Don: If you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood.

if you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood by dulce br June 24, 2009

don't drink the kool-aid 

One specific form of the more general term drink the kool-aid. Please refer to that definition for a more complete understanding.

"Don't drink the Kool-Aid"

don't drink the kool-aid by Nugget April 26, 2005

I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ 

Created in 2010 by Jevastus Destinus, this "word" means someone that doesn't have the slightest fucking idea what they're talking about, but they're talking anyways.

Jevastus: Yo, you're a fag. I hope you knew that. :-)
Idiot: Umm.... no I didn't. But thanks anyways.
Jevastus: Yes you did, you fucking I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ fag. :-)

I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ by Jevastus Destinus January 19, 2011