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corporate frisk

v. to "risk" your job while getting busy at work with a hot co-worker in a risque place... say a janitor's closet?
guy #1: My job may be on the line but the sex with that hot new secretary was totally fucking worth it.

Guy #2: No fucking way man, Miri that hot new Latino chick? Where?

Guy #1: In our bosses office on top of the fax machine, I'm positive we faxed pics of our asses to everyone in our building...talk about a Corporate Frisk!

*Guys high five and disperse*
by makingNEWnotches March 28, 2010
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corporate hashpipe

The process of losing short term corporate memory.
Angry man: The Board have made their decision how could you go against their wishes.

Idiot: Sorry man must have been smoking the corporate hashpipe...I completely forgot!
by little_kitten October 10, 2010
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Corporate Nun

A woman who voluntarily gave up the plan of getting married and having kids in order to succeed in her job or career.
Lady 1: I spent my all my 30s studying and working hard to become the chief of this department. I call it my baby.
Lady 2: So you became a corporate nun...
by Lilithian October 8, 2020
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Corporate Punk

Corporate Punk describes punk bands or punk fashion brands created by corporate businesses that are more interested in making money than spreading a message.

Corporate Punk bands attempt to stay as apolitical as possible to be appealing to everyone. They make songs about empty anger, trying to put on a fake persona of anger without having any real opinions or thoughts in their songs. Corporate Punk bands may also be industry plants.

Corporate Punk fashion brands describes a brand making clothes with super cheap fabric and making the item super expensive. It's extra corporate punk-ish if the item is made poorly to look DIY, but still costs 50$.

Synonyms for corporate punk include; industry plant (for bands), poseur, poor mouth, and capitalist punk.
Marty: Dude, these clothes are made with such cheap fabric! Why are they so expensive?

David: It's Corporate Punk, Marty. It's just like that.
Marty: I guess that explains why it looks like something the Tramp Stamps wore during their mall goth phase
by Jack Mustard May 12, 2021
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corporate homicide

Dupont committed corporate homicide with their reckless teflon production & shit like that
Boeing committed corporate homicide with their faulty 737 MAX
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 23, 2021
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corporate pizza

Coroprate Pizza-pizza from national pizza chain restaurants ie: Dominoes, Papa John's
I ordered a pizza last night, it was a corporate pizza, from Dominoes.
by Rosa925 May 30, 2016
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corporal carpet

An individual that lives on the edge, isn't afraid to put his life on the line for the trippy hallucinations that an illegal substance may cause.
Dude, he was taking Xans like they were tic-tacs last night, he is such a corporal carpet!
by duemoturion June 4, 2017
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