Putting a slice of Colby Jack cheese in your hand, beating your bros dick with it, nutting in it, and then eating it together.
by GoyimGoblin October 28, 2025
Get the Colby Jacking itmug. Colby Goins is a VERY tall guy, very nice and sweet , Colby probably plays video games and is very funny without noticing it. He probably sometimes unaware of things without even knowing it. Most likely very likable. If you ever come across a Colby I recommend treasure his presence and keep him as a friend.
by bagelbite February 23, 2021
Get the Colby Goinsmug. A failed nazi experiment frozen to awaken in 2024. He has sexuality assaulted plenty of people (mainly cripples) and including his own half brother mason.
Noun:
Fat:
Weirdo:
Nig-
Noun:
Fat:
Weirdo:
Nig-
by Hawk333 May 14, 2024
Get the Colby Jew Manmug. Someone who enjoys watching their girlfriend fucked by one man or multiple groups of men at one time. EXTREME colby’s usually masturbate while watching their wife get penetrated.
by giveme2tho3 September 27, 2025
Get the Colbymug. An attention-deficit legendary creature of Korean folk, known because of its height, weight, and high pitch squeal, which many scientists say is the cause of cancer. The face of the creature is that of a gorilla's but he has the body of an elephant, the arms of a T- Rex, and the legs of a giraffe (which questions the ability of Bolby to walk on two feet). Victims' description of its height ranges from 12 feet to 36 feet. But coincidentally, they all agreed on the fact that its round belly is able to swallow a human whole.
All of the victims of the creatures attack stated that before they were attacked, they heard their name called in an irritating high-pitched fashion, which causes instant paralysis. Apparently, this paralysis is the reason why the fat creature can catch up to its targets. Some people say they were paralyzed for hours, even though the creature was only a few footsteps away. This was probably because the creature was too busy chasing butterflies or something.
All of the victims of the creatures attack stated that before they were attacked, they heard their name called in an irritating high-pitched fashion, which causes instant paralysis. Apparently, this paralysis is the reason why the fat creature can catch up to its targets. Some people say they were paralyzed for hours, even though the creature was only a few footsteps away. This was probably because the creature was too busy chasing butterflies or something.
man 1: have you seen Bobby Colby's wrestling video?
man 2: yea search SHW 4/24/09 Section X Title Match part 1 of 2 on youtube
man 2: yea search SHW 4/24/09 Section X Title Match part 1 of 2 on youtube
by The Chosen afgjdkfssadfgh,jjm April 3, 2011
Get the Bobby Colbymug. colbys rizz is somewhat the opposute of rizz. when someone is failing really hard to get girls you say colbys rizz
bartholemew has colbys rizz
by geodice May 31, 2023
Get the colbys rizzmug. the hottest man alive.
friend 1: hey you know who Colby Brock is?
friend 2: of course i do, i want those hands of his as a choker, duh.
friend 2: of course i do, i want those hands of his as a choker, duh.
by colbystesticals April 18, 2021
Get the Colby Brockmug.