eggy banjo

An eggy banjo is a sandwhich which consists of soft bread or a bun filled with sausage or bacon and a over medium fried egg. Upon biting the sandwhich, the pressure of the bread and contents will squeeze the egg causing it to burst and squirt it's yolk down the shirt of the sandwich owner. This immediately causes the individual to raise the hand with the sandwich to approximately shoulder height whilst frantically trying to wipe away the yolk with the other. The resulting stance momentarily resembles that of a strumming banjo player... Hence the phrase "Eggy Banjo"

Oh Dear, Joe appears to having an eggy banjo!

by Anotsoblandlife October 9, 2016

Banjo

Absolute gimp, owner of notorious online sex pest ring "banjomemepages"

"Bro last night was so bad banjomemepages harassed my nan"

by T32EBANJO October 1, 2020

Playing the Banjo

Flicking your nipple while twisting your penis to imitate playing the banjo while you tune it (your nipple is the string, your penis is the tuner) to play a song; often done for pleasure.

Man I love playing the banjo songs, I was doing it alll night long.

by aliceincreed April 12, 2025

Banjo Strumming

1.) The act of eating a girl out

2.) A way to tell someone to fuck off

Banjo Strumming:
1. Bro, I strummed the SHIT out of that girls banjo last night.

2. Go strum a banjo asshole.

by Death is fun August 20, 2022

One bean banjo

A woman touching her clit

Jenny, why were you late?

I was caught up playing the one bean banjo.

by Old_Salty June 6, 2021

banjo titties

Large flat breasts that resemble the resonator head of a banjo...

"That chick has a really

nice ass....Too bad she has banjo titties and a butter face."

by Definitelyjim March 13, 2022

Banjo blowjob

When a person is giving a blowjob and pulls the ball hair down as tight as possible and starts trying to strum the hair like a banjo

I've had blowjobs but when I got a banjo blowjob is was a whole new level of pleasure.

by Mikhail1988 August 6, 2021