Austin

A bitch ass nigga who smell like dick cheese

shit what is that smell? ew that monkey lookin fag smells like an austin, let’s go beat his ass and lock him in the women’s bathroom

by i be speaking facts only May 20, 2020

Austin

Is a total idiot with no sense of other human beings. He doesn’t care about anything and thinks he’s cool. Only liked by his friends.

“What did Austin do”
“Oh, he throw Nutella in the ceiling”

by ShavenDuck550 February 24, 2020

Austin

The BIGGEST fuckboy. He's a child molester so if you see him in your area, don't hesitate to beat that ass, just make sure you don't enjoy it first. He's raped over 100 kids and watched child pornography as a hobbie. The dudes teenie weenie is the size of a peanut and many people may mistake it for his brain. You can often tell if you've found him if you come across a psychopath on the highway on your way to Mcdonalds. Careful, he'll happily rape your car as well. so if you spot a scrawny asshole with lots of sebum on his face and semen, call the police immediately if you don't wanna get booty-raped.

"Austin raped another kid this morning."
"Really?! He just fucked me in the ass!"

by VeeStar April 17, 2019

austin

the type of poopy to steal your cheeseburger. everyone has given up on ever seeing their cheeseburgers again, thanks to Austin.

hey, did my cheeseburger go missing again? oh, never mind I know that scrotum Austin stole it.

by scrotumtickler8008 November 23, 2021

Austin

A Austin is Typically a gay in the closet who loves drama to the point where it effects others around him. He becomes your friend and talks behind your back. He also likes kpop too much.

Omg you act just like Austin just stop over obsessing with Kpop.

by Midnightsillystring July 28, 2020

Austin

Has no friends and is a loser

Oh he did an austin

by Dork who doesn't put milk away February 28, 2014

Austin

The 3rd top name in sports, that America doesn't care about. i.e. soccer, hockey, quidditch, or archery. Austins usually have abs like Thor and will not hesitate to show them. When drunk, Austins have uncontrollable urges to throw smart phones at squirrels and rodents. They also love ridin' dirty to "On My Level" by Wiz Khalifa. The mortal enemy of an Austin are the Japanese.

Did you go to Austin's game?
No, I had.....clothes to fold.

I found a dead squirrel!

Austin must have gotten him.

by Detective Bonghits February 28, 2013