feed the seagulls

to go to the toilet, namely number 2. all sewerage goes out to sea, thats where the gulls live, hence feed the seagulls

man, i really need to go, FEED THE SEAGULLS

by FRUGSTAR June 4, 2007

Seagull Shit

Shit from a Seagull
When a seagull is frightened or has to use the bathroom they shit, for they cant use the bathroom!
Most commonly found on sidewalks, bushes, cars, beaches, and much more!

Look at that Seagull Shit
OMG the seagull shit is on me
The seagull shitted in my car!

by Louis G. May 13, 2006

Screaming Seagull

When you're sleeping with a girl on the beach and your junk falls out and you put it back in. She'll start screaming out of pain.

The royal czar gave that girl a screaming seagull in the French Riviera last month. She could be heard for miles.

by Seeeeeeeen August 25, 2007

Seagull Party

A “party” when a singular female is invited over by a male counterpart. However the unsuspecting female is soon surprised by the male throwing a loaf of bread at her and screaming “SEAGULL PARTY” at the top of his lungs. When this occurs a group of males emerge from various areas in the house that were previously masturbating and bust a fat nut all over her.

Bro we had a seagull party with the chick last night that I met at the bar. You should have seen her face when all the dudes came ot

by Yaboiskinnypenis420 February 24, 2018

Steven Seagulled

When you have a hand full of cum and whipe it up someones face and over there head screamins Steven Seagulled

Joe is on corner Jim runs by "steven seagulled" joe is drenched

by limnic November 28, 2011

bush seagull

Another name for faeces from the anus.

Katie walked in to the room and smelt a repugnant odour so sour she could taste it. It was of course the smell of Angus's fart and she looked at him in dissaproval. "If i don't take a bush seagull soon" he said, "i'll just die!"

by Jimihollywood November 9, 2008

seagull scrotum

When u have a crusty salty sack and some one shits on it and eats that shit off. Often resembling a seagull shiting in midair and then eating ur weener.

Wow. Look at that guy with that Seagull Scrotum. YUMMY!

by Howie Feltersnatcher May 20, 2008