A pedophile coat with shrimp attatched. When you open it up your dick shows. Favored by middle aged men. Wore without underwear.
by Legit Shrimper June 13, 2011
First, you must have a chode to complete the Jumbo Shrimp approximately an 8" circumference. Obtain a shrimp cocktail, but this isn't your regular shrimp cocktail...fill the glass with menstrual blood and hang used condoms from the rim. Dip your scrotum in the blood and let soak for a minute while stirring. Meanwhile your partner is doing reservoir shots of stale cum from the used condoms but not swallowing, just gargling. Now, you dip your scrotum into the mouthful of stale jizz while emptying the remains of the menstrual blood into her mouth creating a milky red stew. When the mixture is complete, begin doggy-style intercourse while dipping jumbo shrimp into the concoction. Make sure you get her pregnant.
Chad: "Yo man I got this freaky chick last night."
Jeremy: "Oh yeah?"
Chad: "Yeah man she let me do the Jumbo Shrimp!"
Jeremy: "Damn, let's hope she's pregnant!"
Jeremy: "Oh yeah?"
Chad: "Yeah man she let me do the Jumbo Shrimp!"
Jeremy: "Damn, let's hope she's pregnant!"
by lombard116 October 15, 2010
by Giovanni March 22, 2004
by Bluon November 14, 2007
When a man has a semi-flaccid penis that is saliva coated after recieving oral sex, he smacks the girl who preformed the oral sex in the face with his penis.
"I gave that bitch the shrimp smackdown." I need to give some bitch the shrimp smackdown tonight." "She let me give her the shrimp smackdown."
by Jesse April 05, 2005
A classification of a relationship. Something more than friends with benefits but not necessarily exclusive. It's basically being exclusive with one person but you have a built-in 3 strike random hookup policy. It's for those who want to be exclusive but tend to get into trouble...so it doesn't really make sense; like jumbo shrimp.
The target audience is long-distance couples.
The target audience is long-distance couples.
by M.I. Guy February 22, 2010
by DONALD December 16, 2004