As above. Could well come from the same drawing board as some other cute and cuddly incendiary devices from the good ole USA - namely, Napalm, A Bombs and Ford Pintoes.
by Schteve April 1, 2003
Get the cruise missilemug. I gave her an Armenian Scud Missile and she freaked out, yelling "Its in my eye! Its in my eye!". All in all it was a good thursday.
by schoolsoutforsummer May 30, 2011
Get the Armenian Scud Missilemug. When you want to have a circle jerk, but you only have two participants. Tensions mount as the two males face each other and begin to masturbate, waiting to see who will shoot first. Bonus points if one of them has a cigar.
by kmac46 December 9, 2008
Get the Cuban Missile Crisismug. When having sex with a Cuban girl and your about to shoot a hard one into her, begin counting down from however long till you cum in your bitch, and then the goal is to make her climax before you do.
by TheHunterV280 July 27, 2010
Get the Cuban Missile Crisismug. by Kylin Kokus December 12, 2019
Get the Flaming Shit Missilemug. The darkling missile theory states; that no matter what the senerio, weather it be air strike, predetor missle, harrier or any other heavy explosive, the player darklingx13457 will be singled out and killed regardless of the perk cold blodded or anyother perk intended to prevent death by explosive.
I was playing with darkling and he was killed 3 times in one round by differnt missiles must be the Darkling Missile Theory
by demonsearth November 23, 2009
Get the Darkling Missile Theorymug. noun. during intercourse or other sexual acts, the failure to keep the penis erect. Commonly referred to as Erectile Disfunction (ED) and treated using Viagra, Levitra, Cialis, etc.
Man, we were having the best sex ever last night but then I had a Cuban Missile Crisis even Kennedy couldn't fix.
by nuttedhard March 17, 2009
Get the Cuban Missile Crisismug.