Silent Jerk

when you come home drunk and try to have sex with your lady and she turns you down, you then proceed to turn the opposite way and jerk off without your girl finding out

last night after gettin' hammered drunk i got home and tried to bang my girl and she shut me down, i turned over and pulled the silent jerk

by TC $$$$ January 20, 2009

urking and jerking

(1)bullsh*tting around when it can cost,hurt you or not be in your best interest.
(2)fumbling around.
(3)slipping.
(4)f*cking off
Discovered in Florida by a guy on the treasure coast by the name of Boobie.

He was urking and jerking, thats why he went to jail.

by Hood Definition August 5, 2009

jerk me

when someone masturbates for someone else

tom: will you jerk me?
susan: jerk me?
tom:you know masturbate for me...
susan:oh ok sure;)

by susan tom June 22, 2016

jerk move

When someone does something mean or uncool. Basically describing something a jerk would do.

Chris told my girlfriend that i had herpes, what a jerk move.

or

Matt kicked me in the crotch, damn that was a jerk move.

by fite4justice July 10, 2007

jerking off

Masturbating (particularly males)

I love to jerk off to porn

by 10314 April 20, 2005

mercy jerk

a handjob given because the girl felt bad for the guy.

Dude, i got a mercy jerk last night 'cause Judy found out about my grandma's death.

by s. po December 14, 2008

pretentious jerk

a contemptibly obnoxious person who attempts to impress others by acting of greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than he/she is actually possesses.

I don't appreciate how much you are being a pretentious jerk at dinner with my family.

My boss is such a pretentious jerk!

by Matt01 February 5, 2019