Detroit River Jellyfish

Another word for condom.

Hey do you have a detroit river jellyfish I could snatch? I’m trying to bang this bad bitch from math class.

by bad boy billy November 14, 2017

Jellyfishing

Taking ketamine and huffing nitrous oxide together activating your pineal gland and allowing you to float through dimensions without a care in the world like a jellyfish

"Did you see that kitty flopped out on the cuddle puddle?"

"yeah, she's Jellyfishing"

by Mike Guyver January 23, 2021

jellyfish

It's a SEA CREATURE you idiots. It has absoloutely nothing to do with sex or drugs you dirty minded little ratty losers. Unless you are a toddler you should know this.

I saw a jellyfish at the aquarium on Saturday!

by SLAY!!!! March 29, 2023

Jellyfishing

When a male goes a week without showering before walking waist deep into any body of water that has fish and flops his dick from side to side trying to catch a fish

Two weeks ago I went jellyfishing and my dick still hurts

by Mrbritches August 8, 2019

Jellyfishing

When you have to fish the used condom out of his asshole because it slipped off.

After we finished fucking, I had to go jellyfishing so we wouldn't lose the condom.

by Pornicus November 26, 2013

Sky Jellyfish

A plastic bag caught by the wind which glides through the air similarly to that of a jellyfish moving through the sea.

The sky jellyfish are plentiful on this blustery day.

by thevalcakes October 20, 2013

Jellyfishing

Verb: The exaggerated, somewhat fluid, disorganized, and sporadic body movements and gait a person abusing opiates, benzodiazepines and methanphetamines May exhibit.
Also

He was Jellyfishing all over the place when he got off the train and I knew instantly he was abusing opiates and benzodiazepines again.

She was a jellyfish.

He jellyfished around as we stood there talking.

by NM-lfk May 27, 2018