gutted much

if something ironic/funny or just generally bad happens to someone. 'gutted much' is basically just a different way of saying bad luck / unlucky.
1) eric: 'dude i just got an F in my physics exam'
tony: 'gutted much'

2) Two guy's walk through a park and see a group of hot girls.
lance: dave those girls are hot. look cool.
dave: naturally lance, naturally.
*dave falls over*
lance and the group of hot girls all laugh at him.
*dave goes very red*
lance: 'gutted much?! HAHAHHAA'
by CATH XD November 03, 2006
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twat gut

"I thought the girl was walking backwards, but it was just a bad case of twat gut."
by Andrew "bunnilingus" Morrow October 30, 2003
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Cum gut

When you think you have covid but really your gut is full of cum
Hey Chris did you hear Sally may have covid?

Chris- " naaa i think it is really cum gut"!
by Sweet T nasty January 12, 2021
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Guts Beat

Deep dicking, pounding sexual intercourse. Cervix busting deep penetration.
I can’t wait to get home. I’m gonna get the guts beat by Rodney.

She screamed my guts beat, my guts beat the whole time.
by Eaton Holgoode May 21, 2018
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gut molasses

is a grrrls' band from Russia, playin' grunge/punk in the oldschool way.
It meansыьер disgusting, saprogenic, and at the same time pleasant, tasty and sweet. It's the original metaphor, that's constructed on contrast. The Theatre of the Absurd.
gut molasses
by sassydirtyblonde May 19, 2009
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Gut Soup

(N) Gut Soup is the most vile form of diarrhea, preceded by churning, cramping, and gurgling of the gastrointesinal tract. The initial discharge may likely be solid, followed by extremely thin, broth-like spray and a mixture of sludge and remaining solids. Extremely violent gas production propels this liquid/solid projectile. This particular form often has a strong, vomitous odor, due to the rapidity with which newly ingested food races from stomach to rectum, retaining much of the bile smell from acids vital to digestion.
Joe 1: are you ok? you look like that guy in Aliens right before his chest burst open!
Joe 2: Good guess! I just ate at the DFAC, and now I have a violent batch of Gut Soup brewing!
Joe 1: you better hurry...hope it doesn't turn into Piss Butt
by Dudeman Joe July 25, 2009
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gut wrinkles

the lines between the rolls of fat on an obese person, which sometimes accumulate foul smelling body odour. Can also be used to refer to the ugly stretch marks a female has on the gut after child birth.
oh my god look at the gut wrinkles on that fat chick, she should wear a moo moo to cover that up.
by monkeypig January 07, 2012
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