Earl palmer

Rosie palms putting some earl or twist into a handy.

I asked a girl for a handy then a guy told me he could give me an earl palmer I would never forget.

by TheRealLordDampnut June 14, 2022

Earl of March

A school that looks like a prison with gay cucks.

Oh my gawd, this guy from Earl of March? Disgustang...

by NibbaHunter462 September 13, 2020

Earl Williams

A sex offender from Stoke on Trent who does tatooing.

Bob: "Hey, Where shall I get a tattoo?"
James: "There's a guy in Stoke on Trent who does tattooing, his name is Earl Williams"
Bob: "is he good?"
James: "Yeah he's alright for a sex offender"

by WaynieG July 26, 2022

Squirmin Earl

When all you need to nut is a couple more thrusts but the chick on top of you is too fat and you can't move.

Your momma so fat everytime she riding me got me pinned like a squirmin earl.

by Gromaly October 17, 2018

me earl and the dying girl

total shit

I read me earl and the dying girl and its total shit

by cockblck 2000 March 21, 2016

The Broken Rubber Of Earl

In the day of the olden, One was a old Dishonorable man that slay two rubbers and a child of light was born or so the tale goes.

"The Broken Rubber Of Earls could be considered a legacy piece or a sad sad sad mans tale."

by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019

Earl anderson

Earl is the weirdest person ever and is a big swifty, he also is kinda mean and is a stalker.

Earl Anderson is weird.

by xjhcghsic January 21, 2022