hong dong

An item bought for a grossly inflated price to impress people or because you convince yourself you want it: "Hong Dong" is the name of world's most expensive dog, a Red Tibetan Mastiff bought by a Chinese industrialist for $1.5 million.

That MacBook Air you bought to could check your Hotmail at coffee shops is a real hong dong.

by Sharawadgis April 3, 2011

Jackson Dong

Jackson has a giant 🅱️enis and hates the YouTube channel DJYdyi

Jackson Dong is secretly a youtuber

by Yotemaster69 May 22, 2019

James Dong

James dong is james bonds brother, who drives the most shit car ever. This Car was created in automation by dr. shinyodd, a well known Furry and car lover. with the help of his friend STREAM ChaT. James Dong hates his car yet has no brain

Ah yes, i remember James Dong. What an idiot! he loved Ying Yang Spinny Thangs. and drove the shittiest car of automation
BUISNESS BUISNESS BUISneSS

by James Dongers June 24, 2019

Dong Hater

A person that's not interested in cock

Hey bro, look at those two dong haters.

by Chuckalatmilk October 1, 2016

Dong Effect

The phenomena where images of a penis in a television show or movie cause mental anguish to a viewer.

The golden dong scene in episode 9 of "Spartacus: Blood and Sand" caused James to seek aggressive psycho-therapy. This is the dong effect.

The showing of Dr. Manhattan's blue dong in The Watchmen movie resulted in manic-depression in many viewers. This is the dong effect.

by Eunice LegalIssuesClass December 4, 2010

Dong sneeze

Euphemism for ejaculation.

Man 1: My dong sneezed in her face last night.

Man 2: Nice

by 535 March 7, 2011

Unsolicited Dong

A text message or email picture of a man's penis sent to a woman who had not asked for it.

Dude did you hear? Jenn Sterger is suing Brett Favre over his unsolicited dong.

by Jhonny Jay December 11, 2010