slum dive

Refers to an upscale, successful female chasing or dating a piece of shit or lowlife male.

Your girl definitely took a slum dive when she started dating you, she's a paralegal at the best firm in town. All you do is smoke pot and sit around all day at your moms house with your no job having ass.

by Your psuedoym June 1, 2020

Wheelchair Diving

Soon to be an olympic sport in the special olympics. That is when the trainer pushes the guy in the wheel chair off the diving board. and the wheel chair has lifejackets so it floats back to the top

Colten devenyi won first prize in wheelchair diving.

by sadlo1733 May 22, 2009

diaper dive

...what Reg does in the middle of the summer in his trunks..

Reg, diaper, dive, pants, summer, diaper dive

by pool girls December 14, 2010

Dick diving

Guy (or a girl) is laying like a plank, the other girl or guy is squatting above him and jumps onto their dick and lands on it

When she’s dick diving you have to hold your dick so it doesn’t get bent.

by Aaron and princess June 18, 2021

Clap Dive

Before jumping off the starting block for a swim meet, you clap your hands together once like a retarded seal while summoning thor, the norse god of thunder, and proceed to fall/flip into the water, most likely landing on your back. then continue swimming

I just Clap Dived before our relay. I think the water parted for a second.

by johnnyhammerstix11212 March 27, 2011

Dumpster diving

When you literally have found your mate or side piece in an act of desperation. You know this because the person is gross and you
Know better. Because they are a dirty, STD ridden whore and everyone knows it

“Man you’re dating Phil? It’s ok, everyone goes dumpster diving sometimes “

by Coleyrae March 21, 2020

Slipper-Diving

When your pet dog or cat jams their nose in your footwear to inhale your foot-musk.

MAN: What is the dog doing with my slipper?
WOMAN: She's rolling around in your foot stench.
MAN: Oh, she is Slipper-Diving.

by phillyofclayton April 10, 2011