Dancing with the stars

One of XNMI’s hardest songs on the “Self Reflection TAPE”

Yoo, did you listen to Dancing with the stars by XNMI yet?

by XNMI December 18, 2022

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Dancing with the Queen of New Pitsligo

Courting a particularly dim witted bitch with a horrifically low IQ and virtually zero experience of the world save for what she’s managed to glean from never having left the backwards village of New Pitsligo in Aberdeenshire , Scotland .
A slapper with the cranial processing ability of a fucking rocking horse .

Jesus that girl was virtually brain dead .
It’s like dancing with the queen of new Pitsligo

by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023

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Dancing in the pussy

When a man with a long dick is hitting the pussy from back and he gyrates his hips in a dance like motion. In a way to thoroughly massage the pussywalls. This is very toxic technique done by men, because it is the most pleasurable feeling to ever experience.

“Rodney was in my pussy so good he started dancing in the pussy. He was knocking my pussywalls down .”

by Mrgudpussy September 4, 2023

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I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on

Extremely good comeback for anyone, whether its a bully, friend or someone online calling you "gay" or anything similar in an attempt to offend and provoke you. If only I came up with this insult when an old friend called me a gay person.

Person 1: Why are you touching me? Are you gay?
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)

by Al_000 May 27, 2023

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