Coconut Freud

the sexual practice that occurs when a man, upon achieving orgasm, ejaculates into the facial hair of his partner.

I was expecting Hugo to cum in my mouth, but instead he made my beard all messy by giving me a Coconut Freud!

by Pattycakes! February 8, 2007

coconut head

someone usually of black ethnicity with a very coconut looking head, usually if balled, the head will look like a dark shiny oval a lot like a coconut

wtf Jerome! lol, you got a coconut head!

by eiofjhewfrewl September 28, 2008

COCONUT PANTIES

coconut panties are panties that have evidence of sex on them.

when she came home she threw away her coconut panties, so her boyfriend would not know she had sex with someone else.

by moonrider February 24, 2009

Coconut Mall

The act of breaking in a mall or shop with a car, often trying to escape the police. A failed attempt can be seen in the Blues Brothers movies. Inspired by the homonymous circuit from Mario Kart Wii.

Anthony and Jim tried a Coconut Mall to get away with the money last night, but eventually they were caught.

by cicoleo March 28, 2020

dirty coconut

a racial term used to describe a person of hawaiian decent, due to the large number of coconuts in hawaii

lupin the third called him a dirty coconut!!!!!!!!

by usmarine101 May 2, 2006

Fancy the coconut

When you fancy the coconut, you've done something extremely wrong.

"I totally had sex with your girlfriend"
"You just had to fancy the coconut, didn't you?!"

by IWillNeverTell August 7, 2012

Coconut Climber

A racial word used to describe a Puerto Rican. Preferable a lazy one who gets welfare checks in the mail and drinks beer in front of his/her porch and/or open garage. Also yells instead of talks at a listenable level.

Them damn Coconut Climbers keep sitting around doin' nuttin! Lazy shits!

by LlamaGenocide April 9, 2011