Face leech

A parasite with great audacity; a feeding parasite easily seen by others; a funny parasite that reminds one of ‘good times’; a small but colorful jungle creature good for a laugh; a creature easily plucked off and thrown away.

Origin: picture of Madagascar leech on the face of the world’s leading expert on leeches, Mai Fahmy.
Honey, hold still for a second. You’ve got a face leech. Got it!
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Minute Leech

A person who takes their sweet time and pays zero regard for what other people have to do, then tries to come up with valid excuses about why they were taking their sweet time but their excuses are wrong
The Minute Leech missed the boat because she was walking slowly on purpose.
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Leech-Sack

When your scrote gets warm and sticky, adheres to your thigh, and won't peel off without being manually pulled away, like having a thirsty leech on your leg.
Dude, this warm weather is giving me a serious case of leech-sack.
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Leche Leech

“She’s a leche leech
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Phoenix leech

Phoenix leech describes someone who absorbs a great deal of information from others, distils and improves what they've learned into a competitive edge.
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That's a leech

It's an alternative phrase for "That sucks".
Leeches suck so if something is a leech, then it sucks.

B. 5/31/17
1. Friend: Man I just failed my final

You: Dang that's a leech
2. Friend: *sings terribly*

You: Stop man, you're a leech at singing
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Party Leech

A person who chooses to go to parties for their own personal benefits, despite people knowing about their antics and not inviting them.
Wow Jenna is such a party Leech.

Damn Jack stop being a party Leech.
by Jewel104 February 18, 2018
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