When you stack two “lady boys” on top of one another, make devil horns with a hand (pinky and index finger), and finger bang their assholes like two chopsticks.
I was so drunk in Bangkok that I thought I was taking two girls back to my hotel room, but I ended giving them a Thai Lunchbox and sent them on their way.
by anonymous January 15, 2025

by urmom6667 January 12, 2023

A short BISEXUAL MAGILANT NARSASSCIST with a lot of tattoos.
Be careful with these things because their top LIP curls up when they get MAD 😠 😜
You can find him at the back of the 💅 NAIL SALON giving out HAND JOBS to men & women.
He has a special going on every Friday called THAI POON Friday's, These Typhoon Friday's include.
1. Full hand job while his top lip is curled up.
2. THAI SMILE - in the missionary position only !!
3. THAI TANIC - with curry ice 🧊 cubes and end the session off with a THAI NUGGET.
If he's in a real good mood he will perform the THAI PADLOCK.
Please book your reservation now!! Limited spots left, Frst cum - first serve
Be careful with these things because their top LIP curls up when they get MAD 😠 😜
You can find him at the back of the 💅 NAIL SALON giving out HAND JOBS to men & women.
He has a special going on every Friday called THAI POON Friday's, These Typhoon Friday's include.
1. Full hand job while his top lip is curled up.
2. THAI SMILE - in the missionary position only !!
3. THAI TANIC - with curry ice 🧊 cubes and end the session off with a THAI NUGGET.
If he's in a real good mood he will perform the THAI PADLOCK.
Please book your reservation now!! Limited spots left, Frst cum - first serve
TD: " YO THAI, what are you saying this Friday???
THAI: " TD my Jamaican Brother,
It's THAI POON Friday's at the salon so I will be working. Please stop by so you & I can get out freak On"
TD: " Sounds good THAI POON 😋 "
THAI: " TD my Jamaican Brother,
It's THAI POON Friday's at the salon so I will be working. Please stop by so you & I can get out freak On"
TD: " Sounds good THAI POON 😋 "
by THAI 💩 February 5, 2025

A thais is passionate , kind , and full of love. She’ll love you and care for you. And she will always be there when you need her. There will never be a time when you need her and she isn’t there. A thais will put others before her because she thinks that others feelings are more important then hers. She is loyal and will stay by your side. She will never betray you. Love is her strongest feeling. If a thais ever falls in love with you. Don’t take advantage of her for it will be hard for her to detach her heart from the thought of you.a thais will give you love and affection and will always pay attention to you even when she’s at her worst. The people she love become her number 1 priority. She will do anything to see you smile and anything to continue to see you happy. Because that’s all she will care about. She will compliment you and make you feel good about yourself. A thais will work to tend to the feelings of others. A thais is always aware of others and their feelings
I love Thais
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