piss test

when you randomly have to piss in a small cup to test for pot heads and tweakers.

Beth: "wat up my nig, you wanna smoke this purple kush?! i just bought an eighth!"

Salley:" hell no! i gotta go see my p.o. today. She gonna gimmie one of them piss tests..."

Beth: "damn"

by pixi3srh630 February 6, 2009

white-glove test

A test to certify completion or acceptability; administered in a manner and possibly by a party representing an almost inhuman ideal of precision, thouroughness, and attention to detail.

I detailed the car for hours, but the greasy steering wheel did me in during the white-glove test.

by imp777 January 26, 2004

belly button test

When preparing to perform cunnilingus on a woman of questionable hygiene, the act of slowly kissing from the breasts downward. If, by the arrival at the belly button, no odor is detected, one can surmise that it is safe to proceed. The detection of odor during the belly button test, on the other hand, is a dire indicator of the presense of vagimite. Reverse course immediately and escort female to the nearest clinic.

See also: vaginosis, stank, yeasty.

Guy #1: Dude, I was hookin up with this redhead hottie from the bar, but I started to go down on her and she failed the BB-Test!
Guy #2: My sister is such a whore.

by CPatch January 31, 2005

Alabama High-Test

Sweet stinky weed grown mostly by hicks in the backwoods of Alabama.

I got a pound of Alabama High-Test that I'm trying to get to Tennessee.

by Ketch13 February 19, 2009

Finger Test

A test used to determine the smell of a vagina. You get a little on your finger, give your partner a hug and when they are not looking, you smell your fingers to see if you want to put your mouth there.

"I didn't need to give her the finger test. I could smell it threough her pants."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Festi Testi

A mans ball sack or penis that is decorated with jewelry from piercings that make it look rather Festive.

Types of male piercings: Ampallang, Apadravya, Cleopatra, Dydoe, Frenum, Guiche, Hafada, Prince Albert, & Trans-Scrotal Piercing.

At the gay bar the new way to ask another male if he is pierced down there is to ask if they have a "Festi Testi".

by SassyJax01 March 16, 2012

terantula testi tickle

When a woman leaves her legs for 2 weeks without shaving, and uses them to tickle her boyfriend's balls

Greg: "catherine hadn't shaved her legs in ages. I thought it was a turn off but then she gave me a tarantula testi tickle, that was amazing"

The Terantula testi tickle aka the triple T

by knowtie April 18, 2014