Chicken Tenders

The Whitest food possible

"The Crab looks good"
"No, probably tastes like Baltimore"
"Ooh, how about the Calimari"
"No, probably looks like a dildo"
"Uhhh, I'll get the Chicken Tenders"
- Every White Person at a food stand

by Beans2.0 October 29, 2018

chicken tenders

the most bestsest food in kentucky. not only is it good its crunchy.

hey dude i got some chicken tenders from kfc
Bro yeah trhow one in my mouth
*takes Bucket and shoves down throat*

by lil nub December 04, 2019

Tender Dick Therapy

Providing emotional relief to a stranger or acquaintance by softly, and non-lustfully using your member to massage, penetrate, caress, and showcase a willing female in emotional distress.

Jessica, just dumped by her boyfriend, got some tender dick therapy from Chris on a rainy night in NYC.

by Dothivalla October 02, 2015

My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck

Juicy-er than fried chicken

Hey how about I tell you about My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck

by PandaJizz42 November 04, 2023

Tender bender

Whe your having sex as fast as you can and your penis slips out, hitting the taint or the butthole causing it to bend in half.

I was about to cum but it slipped out and I got the worst TENDER BENDER of my life....Also known as the U-LOCK

by Sick Em D August 24, 2022

irrelevant bar tender

When someone is so irrelevant that it makes the bar tender look somewhat interesting

Omg, Yelitza is such an irrelevant bar tender; she kinda reminds me of a wannabe Bob Marley.

by Niggazoid June 14, 2017

bar tender

(n.) a granola bar, preferably eaten with friends

"yo, can I have a bite of that bar tender?"

by blobyblobfish14 January 02, 2024