dick teething

what it's called when a female gives a terrible blow job and uses her teeth, and in some cases where the female rips off dick skin.

Example:

Jessen- dude what happened to you this weekend?

Earl- this nasty bitch named Skylar dick teethed me. she ripped skin off my dicks head.

Jessen- don't trust a dick teething whore.

by yelak May 19, 2014

Drunk Texting

When someone texts you, but they begin to misspell simple words such as 'the' and 'that'.

There are many ways to know that someone is drunk texting you, such as the culprit posting 'Going out for a drink or two' as his or her facebook status a little earlier. Or by your friend bringing up old stories from their past childhood, or even when they begin to put 'lol' or 'hahah' a lot more.

- Text Alert goes off -

Andrea: Oh cool, a new message from Janelle. (reads to herself) " Hey remember thaert time where you knocefrfked your little sisdter out with a recorsd?"

- Andrea thinks to herself : Who gave her the George Dickle again, she has got to be drunk texting. -

by UN!C0RN5 4R3 MY F4V0R!T3! February 17, 2010

Animal Testing

The pointless murder of innocent animals in the name of science. Not only are helpess animals killed and wasted so is a huge amount of money that could be put to better use. Groups like the A.L.F, E.L.F and PETA fight strongly against Animal Testing aswell as other animal rights issues.

"Animal testing is scientific fraud"

"Fuck the white coats"

by D.E March 17, 2004

animal testing

If it came down to my baby sister and a million fluffy kittens I'd kick every helpless cat into a wall so I thought I was for animal testing... untill I researched it for a research/arguementation paper in my college course. The more cost-efficient and accurate way to test for medical advancements is in-vita (in tube cell studies) from humans, animals and even plants. For example, jack beans can be used to mimic the cornea and test for eye irritants. It's called an Eytex. Pumpkins can be used in Skintex's to imitate human skin. Not onyl that, but animals react so differently than humans that about 5% of tried and true animal tests murder thousands of people once put on shelves. Basically, if you think you're pro-animal testing then you're uneducated. Forget moral desicions and human life vs. animal life. Animal-testing kills more people than it helps. Why do it then right? The businesses make HUGE amounts of money from grants and the sale of test animals.

Educated about animal testing.

by Devon L. P. May 11, 2007

texting schedule

the time(s) of day that a person is available, and/or willing, to text. usually defined by how late a person sleeps in, how late they stay up and how much they nap during the day.

knowing a person's texting schedule lets you almost surely get a reply when you text the person and reduces the risk of interrupting something or waking them up.

dude, lemme know your texting schedule so i don't wake you up on the weekends anymore!

by ilovebritain August 14, 2009

Texting Trance

When someone is so deep in conversation via text messaging they are in a trance. Usually happens when figuring out plans with friends or texting about last night drunken escapades.

Guy 1: "I was out to lunch with my girlfriend today and she totally went into a texting trance, I had to shout her name for her to look up from her phone"
Guy 2: "who do you think she was talking to?"
Guy 1: "I don't know man, but she was giggling enough and and muttering about jello shots. She probably was retelling our crazy night last night *winks*
Guy 2: "who takes jello shots outside of college?"

by The EV-MC December 19, 2009

texting walkby

When two people pass each other and not say anything, but are texting each other instead.

The two friends did a texting walkby after school.

by UrbanWordPerson January 27, 2010