blowjob teeth

A person has sucked dick so much their teeth are now crooked or have large gaps in their teeth.

Damn man! You seen that hot as bitch.

Yeah b. Too bad she got dem blowjob teeth.

by Dickdiddles May 30, 2018

ROFL MEH TEEHEE

ROFL MEH TEEHEE is used when an act or situation is too funny/ironic to use simple and over used terms such as ROFL, MEH, or TEEHEE, but can be infused together to form ROFL MEH TEEHEE, summerizing that you find what has just happened funny, ironic, or childish in this simple and original phrase. ROFL MEH TEEHEE is also used to disorintate those you are talking to by its pure originality, and that it is as well as an acronyme...

R olling
O n
F loor
L aughing

M ight
E nduce
H umans

T o
E xplode

E xponentially
H ereby
E liminating

E veryone

We were comparing between my friends on who had the most original word. My friend was about to win with Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia, but at the last minute, I blurted out ROFL MEH TEEHEE. An epic win was inevitable.

by TEEHEE MEH ROFLNESS October 20, 2010

teeth kiss

When in the throes of extreme passion, you bite/mash/
smash/press hard and/or touch your lover's teeth with your teeth. Serious sensual turn-on when implemented with a vengeance
but leaves no visible mark or damage- unlike a suck mark. Will rock him! A risky endeavor if you are a native Kentuckian or in-bred hillbilly.

"God! I love to teeth kiss Rick and mash his beautiful, white, straight, hard, shiny teeth with my orthodontically enhanced and whitened enamel-bits!"
"Teeth kiss me ruff and make me hot enuff' to do damage!"

by MiMimmmmmmm December 9, 2009

Apply through your teeth

To euphamise one's skills and/or work ethic on a work application with the intent of having your application receive a more favorable consideration. It is an unwritten rule of applying for jobs, i.e., it is expected that you apply through your teeth. Remember, it's not lying - it's applying.

Question: How often have you skipped school: never, on occasion, only as much as everyone else does, or always?

Applicant: Hmm, let's see. Well, I do skip on occasion, so...

Friend: Dude, apply through your teeth. Tell them you never skip. That's what they're expecting you to say.

Applicant: Alright, next question.

Question: I disagree with others frequently. Strongly agree, agree, neutral, disagree, or strongly disagree?

Applicant: Wtf! It's a trick question >_<

by Trinadtsat Tomitsu August 10, 2006

pube teeth

getting a chicks pubes stuck in your teeth and mouth, and not realizing it till much later.

Yeah Baby, when I was leaving your house, I was talking to your mom, and I totally noticed I had pube teeth, how embarassing!

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

skin teeth

word of jamaican origin meening to smile and show ones teeth

oswald made fifty brick and now he's skinin teet

skin teeth - smile

skin teeth - grin

by yadaddytdon January 6, 2009

Teeth

The only part of our bones that we clean.

i brush my teeth

by fqgfhe October 17, 2018