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Smort-Tart

a Person Who Doesnt Like Pop-Tarts up The Ass
Well Im Not A Smort-Tart
by theonewhomadethis April 24, 2011
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Pop-Tarting

Sending home a one night stand with a Pop-Tart for breakfast and $20 for a cab.
Kitty couldn't get her one night stand to leave fast enough, she had to resort to Pop-Tarting.
by Nine11junky October 1, 2019
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Sweet tarts

The coolest thing ever.
Something you say that you think is awesome, or jus fuckin cool.
Dude, thats fucking sweet tarts!

You just got stoned, thats fuckin sweet tarts!
by Andrea Pitz May 2, 2006
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Pop-Tart

somebody that claims to be tough...hard on the outside and soft inside.
Don't worry about that guy, he's just a Pop-Tart
by Bravo "Dre" Marentz August 2, 2007
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Fart Tart

A prostitute who can't stop farting!

A slut with a bad case of the farts!

Someone who loves the smell of farts!

A fart pie!

To dress up a fart!

A derogatory name or rude name to call someone.
"Simone came over and the bitch couldn't stop farting and laughing!"

"She's a total fuck'n fart tart!"

"If that little fart tart think's she can shit all over me like that, she has another thing com'in to her!"

CINDY-LOU: Mike tried to dress up one of his farts!
CAMMY: (Shocked) Again?
CINDY-LOU: (Licking her lips) Uhuh...
CAMMY: (Chewing gum) What this time?
CINDY-LOU: After he farted his fucking guts out, he tried to tell me he had farted out Hilton's Restaurant Food but I dam well know a McDonalds fart when I smell one!
CAMMY: (Spits out gum) What a piece of fuck'in filth!
CINDY-LOU: Uhuh total Fart Tart!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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