"Luke and Mary had sex and Mary used Luke's penis as a human tampon by bleeding all over it while he penetrated"
by A.S Davis May 18, 2009
Get the human tamponmug. 1: A poorly effective feminine hygiene product. 2: Comedy troop with limited notoriety on Youtube around 2010.
by Hellz Wind Staffer December 20, 2020
Get the Leather Tamponmug. When you soak your tampons in only the finest French champagnes. Such as a Salon Blanc de Blancs Le Mesnil-sur-Oger 2002. or a Pol Roger Sir Winston Churchill. Chilled is best, the champagne and the tampon.
"J'ai trempé mon tampon uniquement dans le meilleur champagne français" - How you tell people you are doing the French Tampon.
by Le Chatouilleur Français March 7, 2023
Get the The French Tamponmug. The product of toilet paper being rolled up and shoved up the anal cavity in order to prevent swamp ass;the combination a sweat and poop in the butthole
by Slaybae24 October 15, 2017
Get the Butt tamponmug. A big wad of toilet paper crushed together and shaped like a finger that you stuff up into your nostril to stop a nose bleed.
by Unkle Foreplay September 2, 2010
Get the Nostril Tamponmug. This is an orgy based activity where someone cums into the mouth of another's with a fresh blood dripping tampon, being swaped with saliva and spit with other love bits, this process with be repeated person to person, mouth to mouth, blood, cum, and other body fluids mixing together like concrete, until it reaches the last victim, from therefore, they will then return that evening's unique concoxin, to the rightful owner of the hot chocolate mug that the kids drink out of, now to the climax of this activity where the person who cums first must drink the special cocktail tampon and all.
by Redrocket912 December 18, 2021
Get the Tampon TeaBagmug. 