tail nail

Common euphamism for anal sex. Usually Male on Female.

I totally tail nailed Lauren last night!

by Mystro1974 June 11, 2006

Camel tail

When a guy wears his pants to tight and you can see the outline of his penis

Dude, did you see Paul sporting a camel tail today at work? Someone needs to say something!

by Heather RT February 21, 2009

Bunny Tail

When suffering from ‘The shits’ and ones only option for freedom is to wedge toilet paper in between your arse cheeks.

Couldn't get off the bog the other day and had to be out for half past. Had to Bunny Tail it so I wasn't late

by Danlarr90 February 20, 2019

Colt Tail

A pathetic and small "Brony-tail". A males ponytail, but significantly less hair.

If only Chads hair would grow out of his colt tail!

by Bens Jammin September 15, 2017

Bologna Tail

Bologna tail is the result of either lifting to much weight when squatting or pushing when pooping, causing the inner lining of your colon pushes out creating the illusion of a pink stinky tube tail.

My Doctor always warned me not to push when I was on the toilet...but I was in a hurry trying to get back to my Dancing with the Stars Marathon and.....PLOP....I now have a bologna tail.

by Dr_PigFinger April 4, 2021

tail to task

1. Go to work. 2. Quit having fun and go to work. 3. What a babe does instead of and/or during work and consequently productivity among coworkers plummits.

1. Time to SSS and get my tail to task.
2. Hey baby, get the fuck up and get your tail to task 'cause I'm on and, hey, stop by Wally World on your way home. They got pads on rollback.
3. Yeah, she had her tail to task today, got nowt done.

by treeguywussup October 18, 2010

Scampi Tail

A description of drunken, sleazy college girls, especially on a Pub Night who are easy to pick up and ready to engage in anonymous sex.

The term combines the idea of a scamp (a term used for misbehaving youngster) and the well known synonym for women; Tail. (as in: let's go to town and pick up some tail.)

Lot's of Scampi Tail in here tonight - should be like shooting fish in a barrel.

by cosmicblue December 9, 2009