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Taco Hat

Sticking your entire head into a vagina.
"Somewhere, to what remote and fearsome region I know not, my head has gone. I was with her the last night she lived among men, and heard her screams when the thing came to her; but all the peasants and police in County Meath could never find her, or the others, though they searched long and far. And now I shudder when I hear unimaginable and blasphemous sounds, the sounds of...a taco hat."
by Joy Brown April 1, 2009
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Taco sisters

Women who have shared a sexual partner; female equivalent to eskimo brothers
Rose: Linda, aren't you going to pay for that?
Linda: Nah, it's cool we're taco sisters!
by Pewnsquad May 4, 2017
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Glossy Taco

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Lets add a thicc glossy taco!
by gjab48 February 8, 2019
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Taco Topper

The art of rubbing the penis on the vagina and clitoris to the point of penis orgasim.
My Taco Topper move just created a jizzivior in her belly button!
by SideHatchStudios March 6, 2016
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Taco Laugh

When one laughs so hard that their mouth goes very wide open and the corners of their lips become highly rounded - so that when viewed side-on, their lips literally take the shape of a taco shell.

If you manage to get a side-on image of your friends taco laughing, it is guaranteed to become a crowning meme in the group.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Friend: I don't know, why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!!!!
Friend: OMG HAHHAHAHAHAHA -Taco Laughs-
Me: -Takes picture, posts it on group chat-
Friend: Oh no did you take a picture of me taco laughing?
Me: Yeah I took a picture of you taco laughing!
Friend: Ugh my mouth is in the shape of a taco in this image!
Me: Yup, that's why it's called the taco laugh!!!
by Lefty Power 123 July 7, 2019
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ranch taco

The act of using ranch dressing as lubricant during sex. After intercourse the ranch dressing is consumed by the male.
Her pussy was so dry he needed to ranch taco that shit.

For her birthday I gave her a ranch taco.
by Jc25 April 23, 2014
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Taco Crunch

When you punch a women in her crotch so hard, it shatters.
That lady is so stupid, she deserves a Taco Crunch
by TheBeesKnee January 7, 2012
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