by Aobubblebutt June 5, 2014

the crappingest thing ever called you have to come in early in the morning at 7:00 and work on homework for 50 minutes 3 times just cause i'm getting a D in history and i'm on track.
by poonani February 14, 2005

The person who directs the movement, placement, and direction of food at the dinner table, particularly at a large meal or gathering. This can be achieved by democracy, but is more typically dictated by strength of character and who has the best spatial relations... or just the most experience with food.
"We were overwhelmed by the amount of food on the table for the 12-person Christmas dinner. Luckily Grandpa was an efficient table general.
by President Warren G. Harding December 28, 2010

by Jilina September 29, 2005

by Blood Spartan July 20, 2007

Ass of such a size that it is suitable for use as one would use a table. While female is standing, ass in question must provide stable surface to place a can of beer .
by Aloysius Waukau August 25, 2006

noun; a person, usually female, who uses their unfortunate partner as nothing more than a sex tool and then proceeds to take their money as payment for the best time of the partners life. The money should be left on the table before the partner leaves the next morning.
not to be confused with a prostitute or hooker
not to be confused with a prostitute or hooker
trevor - "did you see that girl on the track? kimber?"
daniel - "yeah she was such a bedside table, worth atleast 50 bucks"
daniel - "yeah she was such a bedside table, worth atleast 50 bucks"
by rhodez2013 September 30, 2009
