Table-ussy

A whole in a table with soap in a hole making a Table-ussy

bro in my class there is a "table-ussy"

by OWENWWWWWWWW September 1, 2022

Table tennis

Its actually called ping pong

i love playing table tennis (ping pong)

by Cthuulhu April 19, 2023

table ski

Table skiing is the act of snorting two lines of cocaine in quick succession

Hey dawg I got 4 lines, we can both table ski and take shots.

by Yungjesus420 May 16, 2023

Table salt

Asda table salt. SOOOOO goood on fries.

Person1: yo pass me that table salt for my chippies!!

Person2: aight bro!

by LANAMOOPMEEP October 14, 2023

Table Party

A table party involves the use of a glass table, and a minimum of two people. One person lays under the glass table, while the other person takes a shit on the glass. Table parties are one of the few shit party games, as several people can participate at once.

I ran out of glass cleaner while cleaning up after last night's table party.

by sqitso March 31, 2008

table surf

The table surf is the act of looking for another table that is better than the one you are either sitting at or planning to sit at.

Me: Matt, don't table surf, just sit the fuck down.
Matt: Fine, whatever.

by Andrew space October 7, 2006

table whore

A table whore is someone who someone who gets passed around from guy to guy. She usually gets passed around between friends. The term "Table Whore" comes from girls who sit with guys in lunch(usually in high school) and she dates all of them.

whore slut Bitch man stealer

That girl is such a table whore, she dated Greg, Vince, Eathin and a few of their friends

by Anonymous215 September 9, 2006