sweariously

The conjunction of "I/you swear" and "seriously", for use when the user is utterly flustered by alarming information they have just received.

Sweariously?! I didn't even know they were making a sequel!

by hoboshorts April 20, 2011

Seriously McDonalds

An utterance made in response to someone believing something terrible but obviously false. Derived from the 'Seriously McDonalds' tweet of a fake racist sign on the door of a McDonalds.

Jake: "So my cousin met this chick, and got drunk, and he woke up in a bath tub full of ice missing a kidney!"

Sally: "Oh! That's terrible! Will he be OK?"

Max (to Sally): "Seriously McDonalds!"

by Logoi December 11, 2011

serious shade

A more disrespectful type of shade.

"Dang, they wouldn't let a veteran come in and rest their weary bones on Veterans Day? That's some serious shade."

by Manglo Munch November 13, 2016

serioushead

adj. Someone who can't understand sarcasm

A: LOL, I'm gonna cut my dick off if that happened
B: How will you consummate your marriage then?
A: Damn these seriousheads

by gskill November 1, 2017

seriouslier

Term used when something is beyond the need to "take serious"

1:"Bro, I need to take this semester seriously or I'm f*****!"

2:"Nah man, you need to take it seriouslier"

by TnTDefines August 3, 2018

seriouspost

(noun or verb) A non-sarcastic, high quality, and relevant post on an internet forum.

The opposite of a shitpost. Can sometimes be an effort post, although not necessarily. If a high quality relevant post is written to be sarcastic it's instead post-irony.

In an increasingly irreverent and irony-filled internet, a seriouspost is usually a return to common sense.

by AJNEVRO July 4, 2019

serious page

yes no jokes

this is a serious page so don't expect A JOKE

by Just do it man April 14, 2021