dusty susan

One who is always moving or going, always on the road looking for the best trade. Modern day gypsy. Only time this person stops is because he is in jail/ incarcerated.

Dusty Susan stopped by the house to trade this Bushnell flashlight for some parmesan bread bites today.

by Bugg March 8, 2017

Lazy susan

When you face fuck a girl who has her wrists tied to her ankles laying on her stomach on a merry go round while wearing an eye patch over your left eye.

Joseph got dizzy while giving kayla the lazy Susan at the park.

by Floweringmeadow March 25, 2017

slippery susan

noun: a sexual act when one partner receives an enema, ejaculates said enema all over a linoleum or tiled floor, and then the other partner slides in barefoot upon the ejaculate and performs anal intercourse on the freshly rinsed partner

Man look at that girl! I'm one hot water bottle away from giving her a slippery Susan...

by KountKaos December 14, 2014

Slick Susan

Before or while engaging in sexual intercourse, the woman blindfolds and ties the man securely to the bedpost, and then penetrates him in the anus with any household object of her choosing against his will and fully un-lubricated. She can also choose to bring in someone else to penetrate, beat, cut, film, or defecate on the subject. At the end of the session, she can castrate the male and have him swallow his testicles as he sobs and gags. This is an excellent sequel to a rape or other violent sex act where the man has victimized the woman against her will.

After I gave Sharron a strawberry shortcake last week, she didn't say a word until after she pulled a Slick Susan on me. Now I'll never have children again.

by BombACat July 18, 2010

Yawning Susan

A vagina so over-stretched that it resembles the yawn of a jowly old woman

“After having 5 babies in as many years Carol was aware that she had developed a yawning Susan

by FistyWayne June 29, 2021

Susan on the Sly

A secondary girlfriend, one that is around constantly and annoys you and your personal friends.

Heather - Hey can I have your boyfriends friends phone number?

Girlfriend - No, he says you are a Susan on the Sly

by JT Stranganopolis March 31, 2009

susan wian

a cunt that likes chew spit, feces, and semen splashed all over her. Look up bitch on UD and her name should be displayed.

susan wian, you're a cunt.

by donkeypunchcunt October 13, 2012