that shits whack

A phrase used to descrbe an object or action which is out of the ordinary.

Guy1: Hey look at my stupid ugly car!
Guy2: No way, that shits whack!!!

by Michael' Bob Zancob June 27, 2004

shitscrub

some body who is a little scally wag and somebody who is very trampy and scruffy and somebody who drives a gut truck who is about 4 ft tall.

check out shitscrub the scruffy litle bastard,

shiiittt scruubbb nawwwwww

the shmirt curt on the 1963 kawasaki beast

narrgghhhh the big marshall thermo baby

by jake stevens May 5, 2006

animal shits

diarhhea: pissing out yer asshole, montezuma's revenge, hershey squirts, etc.

Homeboy had the animal shits so bad he painted the ceiling!
My dawg had to take off from the party to find a gas station in which to perform animal shits.
I feel a wicked slammin' case of the animal shits comin on from them pre-mades, homegirlz!

by big dawg chairboi April 7, 2008

laser shits

When you have eaten something dodgy or drank too much and your shits turn into liquid. When you go to relieve yourself, your sphincter only opens a tiny amount before the liquid shit starts to squirt out in a narrow beam - This is a 'laser shit'.

"Hey Dave, what's up with you mate?"
"aaah mate I ate some dodgy street food last night and im suffering from a severe case of laser shits today"

by ratty_ May 26, 2008

Volcanic Shits

The results of too much beer, White Castles, and vallium.

I drank too much beer and had too many Whitey's last night, and now I have the volcanic shits.

by shit admin October 8, 2008

chemistry shits

When you have to fart or shit but you're not sure if it is a solid, a liquid, or a gas. But you're too scared to experiment.

Guy A: Dude, I need to find a bathroom asap.

Guy B: Why, what's up?
Guy A: I've got the chemistry shits.
Guy B: Brutal!

by ak8807 November 11, 2014

vodka shits

When you drink a shit ton of vodka or alcohol and you just fucking go ham when shitting

Breh I got some mad vodka shits last night

by Cruzikins September 16, 2016