by snooki the original-not really November 02, 2010
pertaining to a young, Italian female who has the lung capacity of Michael Phelps and DSL of Angelina Jolie, who can suck a soft ball through a water hose.
Douche Guido: "Hey did you hook up with any girls at that party the other night?"
Alpha Guido: "yea chief, that party was full of Canoli Suckers."
Alpha Guido: "yea chief, that party was full of Canoli Suckers."
by Sydney Shores July 14, 2009
by RIX02 November 29, 2017
Some dumbass who won't shut up about Joe Biden winning the 2020 Election and they continue to be annoying.
by Hamborgar December 21, 2020
A scrotum-sucker is a person who is currently applying his/her mouth to another person's (usually male) testicles, more commonly known as "balls", "family" or "treasure" or such a person who is apt to this and frequently does so. Can also be used for a person who as only done this once, though probably only in a community where scrotum-sucking is not accepted or tolerated.
"You scrotum-sucker!"
"I hear you have a new job."
"Sure."
"What is it?"
"I am the Lord's scrotum-sucker, he pay's well, and I like the job."
"I hear you have a new job."
"Sure."
"What is it?"
"I am the Lord's scrotum-sucker, he pay's well, and I like the job."
by Quentin January 25, 2004
Someone who spends practically all their time on Facebook. (Originating from the name of Facebook's founder: Mark Zuckerberg)
Guy 1: "Are you still on Facebook?!"
Guy 2: "Just gotta refresh the page.."
Guy 3: "Oh dear, another Zucker Sucker"
Guy 2: "Just gotta refresh the page.."
Guy 3: "Oh dear, another Zucker Sucker"
by TheSkysFalling October 11, 2010
He thinks the Bucs are going to the Super Bowl, and bought season tickets .... again. What a Buc sucker!
by Xamayka September 16, 2007