Steel Rod

Basically a cylindrical piece of steel. Steel Rod's have many wonderful uses. Can be used as simple set prop, whereby you place it leaning against a wall, or can be used more appropriately as a form of beaver crowd control, whereby constant hard hits to the head of a pananian marsh beaver (beaverus ignoramus) will result in the suppression of all unwanted acts by the creature. Excess striking will result in brain damage or possible death.

"Hey, place that steel rod against that wall, we need to make this set look authentic!"

"A beaver was in my garden last night, so i used a steel rod on its head. Now its dead."

by D.E March 19, 2004

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stainless steel

a knife

i'll shank you with my stainless steel blud

by your mum is fat August 14, 2008

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Detroit Steel

The extremely rigid, rock-hard, ever-lasting hard-on of man from the D.

"Ummmmm, Detroit Steel."
"You can't bend steel."
"Amazing!"
"I can't go no more"..."look at it...yes you can"

by fluid grrll October 20, 2011

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steel monkey

An Orange flavored JOOSE mixed with a Steel Reserve 40oz.

"I blacked out again after drinking a steel monkey"

by addc October 20, 2009

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Steel Toed

When a person is steel toed, they are a person who shows up to an event, running late and of course wearing the incorrect shoes for the job. This person will end up appearing as a douche in front of a large group of people.

Guy 1:Hey where is joe?
Guy 2: Ah.. he is running probably late.

Joe: Hey guys what did i miss?

Guy 1: hey joe, where are your boots?

Joe: AH..garsh..i forgot again..

Guy 2: HAHA look its steel toed JOE!

Guy 1: Or should I say steel CHODE joe!!

by dnart November 2, 2009

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